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Comedy Mix & Mingle - Meet & Greet, Sercurity Guards & Waiters.. Start your event with a laugh, The perfect ice breaker!Do you want something different to offer your clients? Well this is it…
Rates
From £ 750
Playlists / Performance Info:
What they do! On a normal night!
The first thing your guests will see as they arrive is “The Security Guards” - “Steve Jones and Norman Bush”.
With a strict policy of “No Weapons” and “Strictly No Guns” your guests will have to pass though our metal detector. With searches and body planting, your night is guaranteed to start with a laugh.
Our security guards will continue with the service as they show our guests to their seats with a seven million candle powered lamp, on the spot searches will reveal more unidentified objects.
Loud Ozzie Waiters
Dirty, unhygienic and loud, the waiters blend in with the real serving staff, and help (or may be not) with the serving...they culminate in ‘inconspicuous’ cleaning of tables, glass collecting and vacuuming (you’ll never know they’re there!) a very visual and funny act…
Guaranteed laughs!
You can have the Security Guards and the Waiters, or one or the other, the choice is yours.
This is purely light entertainment and that none of your guests will be upset.
They know when to stop!
The first thing your guests will see as they arrive is “The Security Guards” - “Steve Jones and Norman Bush”.
With a strict policy of “No Weapons” and “Strictly No Guns” your guests will have to pass though our metal detector. With searches and body planting, your night is guaranteed to start with a laugh.
Our security guards will continue with the service as they show our guests to their seats with a seven million candle powered lamp, on the spot searches will reveal more unidentified objects.
Loud Ozzie Waiters
Dirty, unhygienic and loud, the waiters blend in with the real serving staff, and help (or may be not) with the serving...they culminate in ‘inconspicuous’ cleaning of tables, glass collecting and vacuuming (you’ll never know they’re there!) a very visual and funny act…
Guaranteed laughs!
You can have the Security Guards and the Waiters, or one or the other, the choice is yours.
This is purely light entertainment and that none of your guests will be upset.
They know when to stop!
Entertainment Types:
Speciality Act
UK Areas Covered: Cornwall - Bodmin, Truro, Camborne, Redruth, St. Austell, Falmouth, Penzance, Newquay, Devon - Exeter, Plymouth, Torquay, Paignton, Barnstaple, Tiverton, Newton Abbot, Tavistock, Somerset - Taunton, Bath, Weston-super-Mare, Yeovil, Bridgwater, Wells, Glastonbury
